Tired of using the same old four letter words? Need more creative invective for your daily vitriol? Are your clumsy put-downs more of a risk to yourself than others? iMockThee will change all that quicker than you can utter: “I pity Thee.”
Packed with over 400 first-class insults from Shakespeare himself, iMockThee transforms your iPhone™ into a masterful defence against the ignorant, the pestilent and the maddening. Change instantly from word-wimp to put-down pro.
How does this magical software work? Simply tap the screen and the Bard will provide a rapid retort, tap again to silence him. Bored on the bus? Shakespeare has a mind of his own... leave him alone he’ll hurl insults on his own accord.
Be the envy of your friends; elevate your wit to a new level: Make iMockThee your trusted weapon of choice for the iPhone today.